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NEWS

New Computer!

The Barnet House are pleased to announce their newest computer- a smart little cube running the Debian distribution of the GNU/Linux Operating System. Mailer commented, "this is a well good addition to the house."

Poker Victory!

The Barnet House Hussars were delighted to win the inaugral "Jellinek Texas Hold 'Em Poker Tournament (Barnet)"

In a tough fought contest the Barnet boys demolished the other 5 players with a combination of luck, good fortune and chance.

French vacation!

Straight after this eventful evening The Barnet House was vacated for an enjoyable long weekend in the Camargue region of southern France.

NB: Please do not take this as a green light to burgle The Barnet House during long weekends because, quite frankly, you'll be picking your teeth up with a broken up. You people are scum.

Olsen in grave incident!

Kim Olsen, friend of the Jellineks, came to The Barnet House and commited a gross act against its body. Please note, pogoing indoors is not a good idea and will in no way vanquish your feelings of loss after playing poker.

There is a time and a place for fun and enjoyment, and it's not here. Mr. Olsen has agreed to meet repair costs as charged by Mr.Silwa who was a temporary resident in The Barnet House Computer Laboratory.

The destruction after the visit of Kim Olsen

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